Smirk & Dagger Games

BLORP! Men's t-shirt

BLORP! Men's t-shirt - Main image
$21.38 $28.5 In stock

Category: CUT-SEW

Do you love BLORP!? Of course! And now you can show your Blorpy good taste! —it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing. Order a size larger than you might usually, as they run a little small.



- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex


- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex


- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)


- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)


- Premium knit mid-weight jersey


- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains


- Regular fit


- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania


- Blank product components in the US sourced from the US

Size guide

CHEST (inches)
XS 31 ⅛
S 34 ¼
M 37 ⅜
L 42 ⅛
XL 46 ⅞
2XL 51 ⅝
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Olivia ★★★★★

Wore this to a cookout and got asked where I got it twice. The jersey has that soft cotton feel but it's held up through several washes without losing color, which surprised me.

Isabella W. ★★★★★

Wore it to a cookout and the print still looks brand new. The cotton-touch jersey feels smoother than my old graphic tees, and it didn't shrink in the dryer either.

Matthew ★★★★★

I've washed this thing at least six times now and the print still looks brand new, no cracking at all. The fabric is that smooth poly-cotton feel that doesn't cling when it's humid out. Fits true to size too.