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BLORP! Recycled unisex sports jersey

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$22.78 $34 In stock

Category: CUT-SEW

More than a t-shirt! It's the weirdly wonderful Blorp Sports Jersey. —made of 100% recycled polyester fabric, this shirt is breathable, moisture-wicking, and has a double-layered v-neck collar that creates a premium look. This style is available in larger sizes. Shoot a size larger than you typically would.



• 100% recycled polyester fabric


• Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 5.61 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)


• Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 4.42 oz./yd.² (150 g/m²)• Two-way stretch fabric


• Moisture-wicking material


• Regular fit


• UPF50+ protection


• Double-layered v-neck collar


• Blank product sourced from China

Size guide

CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

John ★★★★★

Wore this for a 10k in July and it handled sweat way better than my old cotton tees. The recycled polyester is thin without feeling cheap, and it never clung to me.

Ellie O. ★★★★★

The double-layered v-neck collar actually stays put instead of flopping around, which is rare. Fabric feels surprisingly soft for recycled polyester too, and it kept me dry during a long bike ride. Really happy with this weirdly wonderful jersey.

John ★★★★★

I wore this for a 5k on a muggy morning and it stayed breathable the whole time, no sticky feeling at all. The recycled polyester has a surprisingly soft hand for something moisture-wicking, and it's held up fine after three washes.

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