Smirk & Dagger Games

BLORP! Women's T-shirt

BLORP! Women's T-shirt - Main image
$15.3 $22.5 In stock

Category: CUT-SEW

Weirdly wonderful and wonderfully weird! It's Blorp! Get to know your new favorite tee—it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton-touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing.



- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex


- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex


- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)


- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)


- Premium knit mid-weight jersey


- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains


- Regular fit

Size guide

CHEST (inches)
XS 33 ⅛
S 34 ⅝
M 36 ¼
L 39 ⅜
XL 42 ½
2XL 45 ⅝
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Elizabeth ★★★★★

I kept expecting the fabric to feel plasticky like most polyesters, but it's genuinely smooth and soft against the skin. Three washes in and it hasn't faded or lost its shape, which is a win in my book.

Claire R. ★★★★★

Bought this on a whim because of the name and I'm honestly obsessed — it's ridiculously soft and the print still looks sharp after three washes already. Perfect weird little tee for lounging or running errands.

Richard ★★★★★

Wore this to a backyard BBQ and got three compliments on the print before the burgers were even done. Washed it twice already and the colors haven't faded a bit, which is more than I can say for most graphic tees I own.